Chris
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Law Enforcement or Security |
| Occupation | Aspiring Police Officer |
| Location | Coon Rapids, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | I am the anchor that attempts to ground Bnasty, in hopes that he won't begin wearing Birkenstocks with tie-dyed shirts and naming his subsequent children after species of trees and/or flowers |
| Interests | Watching old reruns of Match Game '76, Attending Nash Bridges fan club meetings, Eating fresh coconuts and papayas from the tree, Listening to old Genesis cassette tapes while doing aerobics |
| Favorite Movies | The Golden Girls: Fort Lauderdale Retreat, Weekend at Bernies 2, Cop and a Half, Asian Fever Vol. 1-9, Tough Guys |
| Favorite Music | Journey, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Lionel Ritchie, Phil Collins, Richard Marx, Michael Bolton |
| Favorite Books | The Golden Girl: A Memoir by Betty White, Your Dog Loves You Dearly by Greg Louganis, A Pratical Guide To Home Proctology |