ABSURD HERO
| Introduction | I was the wisest and most prudent of mortals before I was banished to the underworld for stealing the secrets of the Gods. I fought my way back to earth for awhile, and even briefly conquered death, but I was eventually snatched back up and forced to endure a cruel fate, as the futile labourer of the underworld. Every day I strain to push this nearly immovable rock to the top of the mountain, only to see it tumble back down toward me. Undiscouraged, I push again, for today is a new day. |
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| Interests | Tempering my foolish optimism, Casting the first stone, Searching in vain for a place to put my anger, Waiting for the punchline, Tirelessly pushing this nearly immovable rock to the top of the mountain |