Captain Dumbass

My blogs

• Zombie News Network
• Hot Dads
• Us and Them

Blogs I follow

• Anna M. Rodriguez
• - About
• " we deserve nothing, least of all happiness..."
• *starking crafty and party*
• /\/\ /\ K /\ /\/\ /\ K /\
• 1746 me
• 3 Bedroom Bungalow to Let in Crazytown
• 3 Peeps Designs
• 365 Days of Gratitude 2010
• _Web Savvy Mom_
• A Babbling Banshee
• A Day in the life of
• A Nut in a Nutshell
• A Pinch of This and a Dash of That
• A Tall Drink of Sweet Tea
• A View from Carmine Superiore
• A Woman Of No Importance
• A Year of Daily Exercise
• All I Want Is Freedom
• Allegria Images
• Am I Just a Mom Now?
• Amandalyzing
• ambience of insanity
• An Inkling of sorts...
• annies home
• Another Day of Crazy
• apocalypse now
• April's Little Family
• Aptitude with Allure
• Around the World
• Aspen Real Life
• authorblog
• Back Away From The Donut
• BadKarma
• BATCRAPCRAZY
• be yourself...everyone else is taken
• Because I said So..
• Becky's Blog
• Bedside Tales
• bee and rose
• Big Man, Critic Man.
• BioniKat to the Rescue
• Bitchin' Wives Club
• BLissed-Out Grandma
• blog do amigo Ygor
• Blog.MattConlon.com
• Bored Neoclassical Guy
• Brainwashing & genious advertisements
• BRAJA'S INDIA
• broken family
• Buddha and the Butter Chicken
• business and health in a life
• C'est La Vie
• C'est la vie!
• Cakelet
• Calling People Names
• CanaDad
• Candy's daily Dandy
• Carmona Chronicles
• Charm City Barfly
• Chasing Wentworth Miller
• Chronicles of a Pregnant Teen
• Ciara's Ramblings and Whatnot
• cinnamon on toast: the life of a college student
• Clark Kent's Lunchbox
• CLOGSPOT
• Clouds and Silvery Linings
• coconut belly
• Coffee and Chocolate. What More Do You Need?
• Color Me Katie
• Coloring Outside the Lines
• Compartilhando encontros e desencontros...
• Confessions of a Desperate Housewife
• Cooking, Ranting, Parenting, Whining, etc etc etc etc
• Crafty With Kids
• CRAZED MIND
• Crude and Feckless
• CURDLED
• Daddy Geek Boy
• Danielle's Thought of the Day
• Death Star PR
• Diamond in the Rough
• Doin' The Working Mom Thing
• Ed @ Home Dad
• Embellished Truth and Polite Fiction
• Eyes Of Time
• Facts from a Fact Woman
• finding miss amy
• Flux Capacitor
• French Fries, Gravy & Motherhood
• Frugal Mom knows Best
• gathering.dust
• Gently Said
• Get The Stink Off
• Girl Talk 101
• Go Forth & Blogeth.
• Good Day, Regular People
• Green Monkey Tales
• Growing Older, But Not Up
• Have genes will travel
• Have We Met?
• Heck Of A Bunch
• Heckle TV
• Hey You! Remember Me?!
• Him, Me, and our Three!
• Holy Cuteness
• Hyperbole and a Half
• I Didn't Get The Message
• I Pee In The Wind
• i rant, i rave, i complain
• I Review Cars
• Idiot's Stew
• Indah Gita Cahyani Westlife
• insert diabolical laughter here
• Insomnia
• Inspiration Tour
• inspired by the beauty that is all around us.
• Irish Gumbo
• Irregularly Periodic Ruminations
• Is There Any Mommy Out There?
• It's A Wonderful Life
• It's Called My Life
• Jemjoop
• Jennuine
• Jersey Diva Mom
• Jessica.
• Joannafesto
• Joyful, Delicious, Decadent Life!
• julz dayz
• justsomethoughts...
• Keeping in Touch
• Kids and Daiquiris
• KING OF NEW YORK HACKS
• KiwiChops in the world
• KLIKOT - REDE SOCIAL
• Kyooty center
• Lady of Perpetual Chaos
• LaughandCry...living a life with chronic pain
• layers
• life
• Life - Where's the Handbook?
• Life According to Me
• Life According to Me
• Life And The World Of Stars s2s2s2
• life as a 10 year old
• Life in Larryland
• Life in the house of no sleep.....
• Lili's Darkroom
• Little Bitz Of Home
• Living The Good Life in Bklyn
• Long Odds, Short Stories
• Loving My Children's Gifts
• Lullaby for an Insomniac
• Malky's Mutterings
• Me: The good, the bad, and all of the singing!
• Middle Aged Dating
• Midlife Musings
• Minnesota vs. Texas - Bloggin' Through Life One Goat At A Time
• Misty afternoon photography
• MOCHA MORNINGS
• Mom in High Heels
• Mommie Mayhem
• Mommy Loves Stilettos
• Momo Fali's
• Muse
• My apologies and thanks to my loyal readers. I have temporarily dismantled Embracing Awkward.
• My Babcia's Babushka
• My Bella Figlia
• My Life Requires Alcohol
• My mother was...a look at a dysfunctional home through a young adults eyes
• My Own Circus Show
• My Piece Of Mind
• My Three Cents
• Naked Opinions: <br> The Fabled Forties
• nevermindthebollix
• New Beginnings are Messy!
• Nicole Leigh Shaw, Ninja Mom
• Nigel & Sola
• Nikon Sniper
• Noisy Little Adventures
• nonna's nonsense
• Nothing Fancy
• Ode to Motherhood
• Off The Menu
• Offshore
• One Loopy Life
• Os 7 Degraus
• Oscar and Miles 365
• Our Guamazing Adventure
• our piece of quiet
• Out of the Ordinary
• Outnumbered
• Paddeck's plaza
• Pammie's Journey from fat to fit!
• Pandora's Ethernet Connection
• paradise des marocaines
• Pardon the language
• Parenting Woes, Whoas, and Wahs
• Parody Universe
• Partly Cloudy: Thoughts from an Overcast Mind
• Photography by Melanie
• Pictures through Rose Colored Glasses
• PIMENTAS ORNAMENTAIS, MORANGOS E NIN EM MACEIO
• pixie's ponderings
• Princess of Sarcasm
• Project: Humanity
• Pseudo's Spot
• Public Affair
• Queen of the Dogs
• Race for Life 10km
• rachaelpachelwasmyname
• Ramblings of a Blonde Mind
• Ramblings of a Not-So-Perfect Mom
• Random thoughts, with occasional song bits tossed in
• Real Live Lesbian
• Red Red Whine
• REIKI BY SHIKO
• REMINISCENCE!
• Reportero sin fronteras
• Ridiculously Delicious
• Roi Me!
• Rosie's World
• Rudra'z Blog
• Ruthibelle
• Samela Anderson
• Scotland for the Senses
• seasons of life...
• Second Blooming
• See Foxes?
• Seeking Opposite
• SENSIBILIDADE HUMANA
• serendipity
• Serenity Now!! Insanity Later . . .
• Sex, Drugs and Bacon Sandwiches
• shades of blue and green
• She's Come Undun
• shit
• Single Parent Dad
• sistastarbird
• Sleep Deprivation Ninja
• Sleep Talkin' Man
• Smarty Pants Rants
• Smazicles
• SNARKY BOOJUM
• So F*cking Fabulous I Piss Glitter
• so-so stephanie
• Squared Off
• Starting Over
• Steam Me Up, Kid...
• steenky bee
• Stephanie in Suburbia
• Sticky Fingers
• Still Just Me
• Strange Pilgram
• Surviving Boys
• SydandDensDad
• Takatugu Aoki photos of the world
• Tales of Sodermalm
• Termites of Sin
• Texas Word Tangle
• The (mis) Adventures of Sarah!
• The Awesome Files
• The Big Piece of Cake
• The Blog O' Cheese
• The Breathing Post
• The Chee's blog
• The College Life
• The Dental Maven
• The Drunk Mommy Diary
• The Hoax Project:
• The Inklings of Life
• The Jaded Heart Still Beats
• The Job Snob
• The kids left home and I got all the rabbits
• The Kitten and the Bear
• The life of I
• The Lissst!
• The Non-Review
• The other side of me....
• The rage and love that builds
• The Scattered Mind of a Tattooed Minivan Mom
• The Sporadic Cook
• The Trials & Tribulations of a Stay At Home Mom
• The Un Mom
• The Wise (*Young*) Mommy
• The Workshop
• There is more 2 life than just CUPCAKES! ;)
• This may or may not be important...
• transition
• Trixie's Tomes
• twirl unabashedly.
• Two Dogs Running
• UberGrumpy
• Udder Hysteria
• Unnecessary Noise Prohibited
• Vicktoria'S LiFE
• VIEW POINT
• Vodkamom
• Waffles Waffles
• Waitress, Bring Me Another
• Wandering Girl
• wanna bee
• We Love It, Don't We?
• Wearin' My Heart on My Sleeve
• Welcome To Laurieville! Population 1.
• Welcome to Scoops
• Women of a Certain Age
• Workforced
• World According 2 Lisa: A Blogoddess' Tale
• WRITING WITHOUT PERIODS!
• Yada, Yada, Yada....
• YO. ALIX
• Zipbag of Bones
• Дневник худеющей дамы
• ФУТБОЛЬНЫЙ МИР
• بول کہ لب آزاد ہیں تیرے

About me

Occupation	Layabout
Location	Left side of North America, Just above the fold, Canada
Introduction	"A retched hive of scum and villainy."
Interests	Sleeping
Favorite Movies	Movies.... movies....yes, I remember those. From before the little people came. They were like long tv shows, right?
Favorite Music	Slow driven polka Comes out of the Virginia swamps Cool and slow with plenty of precision With a back beat narrow and hard to master
Favorite Books	The ones without pictures I don't have to read a hundred times. No, that sounds bad...

Paper or briefs?

Paper? The cuts would be horrible! Besides, I like boxers.