Benjamin
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | Hockey shop owner |
| Location | Nazi Regions of, Antarctica |
| Introduction | I am the definition of racist in the Nazi regions of Antarcitica. I love to make fun of others, and I kill baby seals for fun. I play professional hockey, and am the best scorer on and off the ice in the Nazi regions of Antarctica. My wife has a beautiful name of Righty McHand, and my best friend is now called Joe, the Plumber. I like cheese and killing innocent people because of their religion. Much like how the Chinese kill Buddists, I like to kill, well, you know. |
| Interests | Hockey, Arian, Berlin, Warrior, Kronik 100 Flex Draper |
| Favorite Movies | Miracle, Slapshot, Miracle on Ice, Happy Gilmore, The Love Guru, Mystery Alaska, Slapshot II, and anything else that is related to hockey. |
| Favorite Music | The Wheels on the Bus... |
| Favorite Books | Books suck. Literacy is for losers. |