Chris-Toe-Fur
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | I make banner ads. |
| Location | Collegeville, Pennsylvania, United States |
| Introduction | Why does the Blue Jolly Rancher, mean raspberry flavor? Well, one day at the factory there was a small group of senior kids. The kids were plotting the most ingenious way to get back at the world. You know, a way to be rebellious! So, what they did was they dressed in blue jogging suits, so as to be non-conspicuous, and they nonchalantly whistled there way into the nearest Jolly Rancher facility. It was surprising how easily they entered the facility. Even a 3 year old riding on a platypus could have done it. Anyway, the senior kids all dove into a vat of mysterious liquid that was being stirred around by a big robot spoon because they heard someone say "Wait a second.. It's red jogging suit week!". The after effect is a blue raspberry jolly rancher. Because the kids ruined so many of them they decided to keep them that way. The end. |
| Favorite movies | Forrest Gump is without a doubt my favorite movie of all time. It's always really spoken to me and it always will. I've seen it more than 20 times in just the last two years and it still has the same impact on me each time. |
What spells can you cast with magic markers?
The only spell I've ever been able to cast with a magic marker is one similar to "Chloroforma", the knock out spell.