Dysmonia
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Editor/Writer (Freelance) |
| Location | Sinkhole, Neverwhen, United States |
| Introduction | Former astronomy major, existentialist, best dressed criminal and irritating cliche. I used to be a model, and an activist. I've had every job one can imagine with the exception of construction and porn. I haven't eaten meat in 18 years. I love my cats way too much. I don't believe in money, god, or giving up. I do believe in friendship, vodka, and revolution. I've never been afraid of failure -- only of not trying at all. |
| Interests | Hot Serbian bartenders, wearing completely insensible shoes at the most inappropriate times, dodging exploding manhole covers, contemplating my state of being re: human vs. dancer, dragging straight men to lesbian bars, intellectual snobbery, long island iced teas, getting caught in the rain, screaming "I used to be a MODEL!" whenever there is a lull in conversation in a public place, not really but how funny would that be, not fucking strange men in bars who insult me as a way to try to get into my pants, panicking in surprisingly clean public restrooms, kitty nose rubs, waving my credit cards and rattling my jewelry, New England brunettes, laughing when nothing is funny. |
| Favorite movies | Spaceballs, Proof, V for Vendetta, The Life of David Gale, Office Space, Iron Jawed Angels, Boys Don't Cry, The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green, Star Trek: First Contact, Marnie, The Boondock Saints. |
| Favorite music | Industrial, nu metal, some pop. |
| Favorite books | www.goodreads.com/user/show/15933432-dysmonia-kuiper |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
In the shade on a lily pad; I'd see how it goes.