Beatgirl Bob

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Occupation Drummer
Introduction I am enthused by nailing pigeons to rats, and calling up Norris McWhirter (from the Guinness Book of Records) with the claim that I have invented a new species of rodent which has acquired wings, another head and even found time to take a basic trade skills course and has nailed itself to itself. So really it had better be rescued and someone should phone the RSPCA. Seeing as I am a poor species discoverer, I can't afford another phone call, so I'm afraid Mr McWhirter YOU will have to call the RSPCA. Or something.