JohnVriess

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Gender Male
Location Janesville, Wisconsin, United States
Introduction Well I am me, and that is all I can be. I fancy myself a somewhat humorous writer, and from what I have been told, I am not too terrible at it.
Interests Gremlins, Movies, Donuts, Gaming, Monopoly, Acting, Film, Writing, Fanfiction
Favorite Movies Gremlins, Slither, The godfatherGhostbusters, Waxwork 2, Lucky Number Slevin, Critters, Serenity, The Godfather, The Skeleton of Cadavra, Pucca
Favorite Music They Might Be Giants, Ookla The Mok, Insane Clown Posse, Guns N Roses, David Bowie, The Great Luke Ski, Motion City Soundtrack, The Darkness, Barenaked Ladies
Favorite Books Cell, Backgammon For Dummies, The Dark Tower, The Rowan, Night Watch, Ringu, The Magus

If you drive on a parkway why don't they make the whole plane out of that?

Because the woodchucks could chuck wood, much to the dismay of the foreman that had drank entirely too much mead the night before.