Gender	Male
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Poultry Science
Location	New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Introduction	I do whatever the fuck I want.
Interests	Music, X-Men, Sports, YouTube, politics, flute solos, strawberries, crawfish étouffé, the city of New Orleans, the South, horror movies, Ms. Pac-Man, anything to do with summer camp, the state fair, Andy Warhol and his factory people, Ingrid Bergman.
Favorite movies	Rocky Horror Picture Show, National Lampoon's Vacation, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Jacob's Ladder, Clue, Happy Gilmore, MP and the Holy Grail, It, Halloween 2, Halloween 3, Sleepaway Camp, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hocus Pocus, THEY LIVE, The Running Man, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, The Wiz, The Other, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Billy Madison, The Lost Boys, Lucas, Silver Bullet, Hellraiser, Friday the 13th Pt. 2, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Godzilla sequels in the seventies and eighties, TOTALLY AWESOME, Home Alone, The Thing, Ghost Rider, Akira, Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind, Harlan County USA, An American Werewolf in London, Hausu, Casablanca, Vertigo.
Favorite music	Miles Davis, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, REM, Ramones, Velvet Underground, Kate Bush, The Smiths, Blondie, The B-52s, Simon and Garfunkel, The Stooges, The Jam, The Dictators, Nico, Flaming Lips, X, Plasmatics, Bruce Springsteen, My Bloody Valentine, Van Morrison, Michael Jackson.
Favorite books	Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

Dildos. Lots of Dildos.