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About me

Industry Education
Location Boulder, Colorado, United States
Introduction I run often, listen to loud music, and eat frequently. In my spare time, I raise two tiny humans.
Interests Coffee, running, eating, science, things separated by commas
Favorite Movies Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Labyrinth, Silent Hill, Jacob's Ladder, Little Miss Sunshine, Amelie
Favorite Music Metal, death metal, progressive metal, black metal, extreme metal, viking metal, dinosaur metal, and Steven Wilson
Favorite Books The Neverending Story, House of Leaves, The Great Gatsby

You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.

I'm in a well with a goat and a slinky.... Why would I want to escape?