Ryan

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Lord of All He Surveys
Location Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States
Introduction If I were a superhero, his name would be Sarcasmo. If I was totally myself, it'd be different...not a total jag-off :)
Interests Sarcasm that cuts like a knife, Not-so nice Korean girls, People with the emotional depth of tree bark, People named Dolak, Mainly People who went to Fordham or people who think going to Fordham was a cool thing because they didn't go there...and really, just people...who need people.
Favorite Movies Too many to name.
Favorite Music Every band you've never heard of, and even the ones you have heard of.
Favorite Books House of Leaves, Middlesex

Your bow is not broken but you've run out of arrows. How can you fake being a bard?

You don't, dingleberry