Jim Arkwright

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About me

Gender Male
Introduction I was born in a terraced coal scuttle midst the dark Satanic mills of a dying cotton industry and nobbut a drop-kick away from a once-famous Rugby League ground. After astonishing family and friends by passing the 11-plus, I proved that everybody has only one peak and it has been downhill all the way since then. Didn’t wash my right hand for a week after meeting Bobby Charlton and later moved south to do missionary work with the natives of Dorset and then Somerset. Now live as a recluse in a potting shed with hot and cold running Guinness.
Interests Cricket, Rugby League, gardening, alcohol
Favorite Movies Debbie Does Wigan, Hitchhiker's Guide to Holland's Pies
Favorite Music Doors, Wishbone Ash, Curved Air, CSNY, the real Fleetwood Mac, Cream, Canned Heat
Favorite Books The Executioner's Song, Joseph Andrews, Golfers' Guide to the West Country