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About me

Industry Transportation
Occupation Chief Micromanager of Offspring and Driver Extraordinaire
Location Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates
Introduction Mother of five. Two girls - three boys. Fully understand why some animals eat their young. Love kids dearly but am often at a loss as to how to wade the murky waters of female adolescence. I'm an American girl living in Abu Dhabi while my husband works here for a bit. This makes the teenage thing EVEN BETTER.
Interests Going to the bathroom by myself.
Favorite Music Depends on my mood. Kinda wanting to break into the Gangsta Rap Genre. I have some songs already written. Are they called songs? Bitch-ass songs? Ho-poems?
Favorite Books Dear God, there isn't enough room for that list.

What reason do you have to believe the earth is flat?

Shel Silverstein.