|Occupation||Chief Micromanager of Offspring and Driver Extraordinaire|
|Location||Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates|
|Introduction||Mother of five. Two girls - three boys. Fully understand why some animals eat their young. Love kids dearly but am often at a loss as to how to wade the murky waters of female adolescence. I'm an American girl living in Abu Dhabi while my husband works here for a bit. This makes the teenage thing EVEN BETTER.|
|Interests||Going to the bathroom by myself.|
|Favorite Music||Depends on my mood. Kinda wanting to break into the Gangsta Rap Genre. I have some songs already written. Are they called songs? Bitch-ass songs? Ho-poems?|
|Favorite Books||Dear God, there isn't enough room for that list.|
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