Bill

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Government
Occupation Firefighter, EMT, Dispatcher, Student
Location Ohio, United States
Interests EMS, Radio, College Radio, Journalism, Writing, Skiing, Comedy, Filming, EMT, Fire Department, Miami University
Favorite Movies Airplane, Not Another Teen Movie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Amelie, Sling Blade, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Nemo, Garden State
Favorite Music Magna-Fi, Yellowcard, Hollywood Hate, Janes Addiction, Fountains of Wayne, Juliana Theory, Caviar, Chevelle, Chomsky, Fuel, Goldfinger, Seether, Koufax, Prodigy, Reliant K, Beethoven, Ben Arthur, Blessid Union of Souls, Blink 182, Bloodhound Gang, Bowling for Soup, Box Car Racer, Green Day, Hans Zimmer, John Williams, Lit, Our Lady Peace, Puddle of Mud, Radiohead, Rufio, Three Days Grace, Vivaldi
Favorite Books White Noise, Hunt for Red October, The Lorax, Bear v. Shark

You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?

Depending on the squeak noises it makes, a broken cart can be an excellent tool for scaring away wild animals and small children.