Kari
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Atlanta, Georgia, United States |
| Introduction | I have a tendency to spout off wild theories that can make no to a surprising amount of sense, and decided to share them with the world, so everyone can laugh with (read: at) me. |
| Favorite Movies | Pan's Labyrinth, Soylent Green, Red Dawn |
| Favorite Music | David Bowie, Hypnogaja, Billy Joel, Jonathan Coulton |
| Favorite Books | The Magicians and Mrs. Quent, Midnight's Children, World War Z, Robin Hobb |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
No, I carefully stuck them back together with glue made from crushed up insects, only to realise that the flower was dead when the teacher smashed it, and I had instead created a zombie flower, whose pollen then spread around the world, turning the human race into zombies. ...Sorry about that.