Miss Cranky Pants
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| Gender | Female |
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| Location | New York, NY, United States |
| Introduction | If wit is hostility disguised as humor, then I've successfully done away with the charade. I'm way crankier than you which you might not be able to tell from my sunny fucking disposition. I look forward to the day that I can be a curmudgeonly old lady with a cane and lots of cats. Which I will train to attack. Yeah--Attack Cats. Love it. |
| Interests | I drink Haterade by the truckload. |
If you could peer far enough into the night sky, you'd see a star in any direction you looked. When would you sleep?
I hate light when I'm trying to sleep.