Gender	Male
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Producer
Location	Atlanta, Georgia, United States
Introduction	I hate peas, cigarettes, pennies, carbonated water, police, and fruit flies. I like walking home, Halloween, turbulence, Karaoke, drinking games, juice, dogs dressed as bumblebees. And incomplete sentences.
Interests	soccer, tennis, kickball, softball, water skiing, diving, surfing, sky diving, travel, and drinking stupid amounts of alcohol
Favorite movies	The Big Lebowski, Joe Dirt, The Iron Giant
Favorite music	gangsta rap, gospel, praise rock, electronica, sarcasm
Favorite books	any that have pop-ups or smell when you scratch them

You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest?

I am totally perplexed by this question.