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Traveling Gnome

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Traveling Gnome

About me

Location	Wherever the wind takes me....
Introduction	Single, older, rock-hard body, "elfin type" looking for a good time. Loves to travel. Not fond of small children or animals taller than me (pee target). General:Cucumber sandwiches, reading blogs, trying not to dent my hat when I go through the security X-ray machine, the SkyMall catalogue, giving the fellows at Immigration and Customs a tickle, beard conditioners, crumpets, Photoshopping my passport picture so I look just a smidge taller. Music:"The Gnome" by Pink Floyd; those chaps on American Idol; the sound of the captain turning off the fasten seatbelt sign (it's music to my ears!) Books:On the Road; Around the World in 80 Days; The Complete Idiot's Guide to Travel; the atlas. Heroes: Magellan; Neil Armstrong; Jacques Cousteau; Anyone who can claim a bushier beard than me (bring it on, Santa!). Movies:Easy Rider; Endless Summer; Road Trip; The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (oh, you know you loved it, too); A Gnome Named Gnorm; Roaming Romeo. Television:Dora the Explorer; The Amazing Race; Lost. And I'm rather besotted with "What Not To Wear" (as long as they don't decide that red pointy hats are passé, of course).

Location

Wherever the wind takes me....

Introduction

Single, older, rock-hard body, "elfin type" looking for a good time. Loves to travel. Not fond of small children or animals taller than me (pee target). General:Cucumber sandwiches, reading blogs, trying not to dent my hat when I go through the security X-ray machine, the SkyMall catalogue, giving the fellows at Immigration and Customs a tickle, beard conditioners, crumpets, Photoshopping my passport picture so I look just a smidge taller. Music:"The Gnome" by Pink Floyd; those chaps on American Idol; the sound of the captain turning off the fasten seatbelt sign (it's music to my ears!) Books:On the Road; Around the World in 80 Days; The Complete Idiot's Guide to Travel; the atlas. Heroes: Magellan; Neil Armstrong; Jacques Cousteau; Anyone who can claim a bushier beard than me (bring it on, Santa!). Movies:Easy Rider; Endless Summer; Road Trip; The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (oh, you know you loved it, too); A Gnome Named Gnorm; Roaming Romeo. Television:Dora the Explorer; The Amazing Race; Lost. And I'm rather besotted with "What Not To Wear" (as long as they don't decide that red pointy hats are passé, of course).