Ted
My blogs
| Occupation | Beating Derek |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | Until recently I had no purpose in life. Thank you Derek. |
| Interests | not taking shit from Derek, beating Derek, giving Derek shit, gloating, turkish baths |
| Favorite movies | Anything in which Derek gets beaten |
| Favorite music | Anything by Derek and the Dominoes, as long as it has a good beat |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
"A Shvitz and a loofa massage from Bruno usually does the trick"
