VampireKlown
My blogs
| Industry | Accounting |
|---|---|
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | I was born in a remote region of the Ottoman Empire a region that is today known as Turkmenistan. The son of a humble sheep herder I would keep watch over my fathers flock. On one fateful night I would meet the man, no the creature that would curse me to walk the Earth eternal. Spring foward several centuries. After traveling the world and experiencing the many cultures of and feeding on all manner of people that traverse her. Fate rained down yet another accursed punishment. One evening as I was making my way through a crowd exiting the big top of a traveling circus,looking for someone on which to dine. It was intended that I should be the prey and not the hunter. As I lurked behind the tents of the circus out from the shadows lunged a radioactive klown biting me on the hand as I raised it to defended myself. Creating what stands before you now the one, the only The Vampireklown. Now I sit back in my lair and try to make sense of all the nonsense that bombards us everyday and read between the lines for what's really being said and whats really important |