Cool Ranch Luke

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Communications or Media
Occupation Code Monkey
Location Montreal, QC, Canada
Introduction The eye does not tell the heart to see. The heart has its own sight, and teaches the eye to love.
Interests Sounding more intelligent than I actually am, philosophy, psychology, language, miscellaneous geekery, children. Children are pretty damn interesting.
Favorite Movies Session 9, Shallow Grave, Amelie Poulain (of course), Maelstrom, Amnesia, Platform, In The Mood For Love, Casablanca (of course), Throne of Blood, Seven Samurai, The Incredibles, The Lives of Others, Why has Bodhi-Dharma Left for the East?
Favorite Books Authors instead: Greg Egan, Eric S. Nylund, Anita Desai, Salman Rushdie, Burroughs, Wolfram, Jablokov, Marquez, Wodehouse, and of course Oscar Wilde

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

The American public is not ready for cantaloupe. Honeydew is a sad fraction, an empty simulacrum of a melon. How can it call itself a melon when it's intimidated by prosciutto?