Gender	Male
Industry	Transportation
Occupation	Pilot
Location	Provo, Utah, United States
Introduction	There's a lot of things about me that you don't know anything about. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. Truth is: you don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, a rebel.
Interests	I like Romanians and Germans, tacos, birds, diving boards, monopoly, the Provo River, wasting bad guys, books, movies, rope swings, and the dollar menu!
Favorite movies	Rocky Balboa, Rocky 4, Both Zorro Movies, Spider-man 1 and 2, The Rocketeer, Iron Will, Mission Impossible 1 and 3, Pirates 1 2 and 3, Cinderella Man, George of the Jungle, Jurassic Park, Pride and Prejudice, The Count of Monte Cristo, Million Dollar Baby, Jakob the Liar, Cast Away, The Bourne movies, The Incredibles, Toy Story 1 and 2, Batman Returns, Aladdin, City of Fitness 3, Sweatin' to the Oldies
Favorite music	Dave Matthews, Fall Out Boy, Guster, Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, Keane, The Killers, Mae, The Shins, Simon and Garfunkel
Favorite books	Anything by C.S. Lewis, The Storm Testament (all of em), Harry Potter Books (all of em), Peter Pan, Tom Sawyer, Huck Finn, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Teach Ye Diligently, All Calvin and Hobbes books, and many, many others.

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

There are no ways in which an ankle is unlike a consequence. Ankles are, in fact, the embodiment of consequences.