Captain EJAKEulation
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Your Mother |
| Location | Avondale, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job, and the balls of a rhino. |
| Interests | Studying the female anatomy in braille. |
| Favorite movies | Porn Parodies |
| Favorite music | Metal, and even more metal... |
| Favorite books | Anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Irvine Welsh, or Chuck Pahlaniuk. Books about war. Books about gangsters. |