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Gender	Female
Industry	Agriculture
Occupation	Pastor-Farmer
Location	Rural Upper Mid-West, United States
Introduction	The contents and opinions of this blog no way reflect the views of anyone else or any religious denomination. If I say something offensive, well don't be surprised. I do it all the time.

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

Dirty and used. The milkshake says, "I thought you loved me straw!" The milk sours out of distress.