Jason Parker
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Occupation | Creative Extraordinair |
| Location | Utah, United States |
| Favorite movies | Muppet Treasure Island, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pearl Harbor, Indiana Jones, Life is Beautiful, Swing Kids, many more... |
| Favorite music | Captain Geech and the Shrimp-Shack-Shooters, and too many more to count. |
| Favorite books | The Final Lecture, Book of Mormon |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Aunt Maple, I understand your strong affinity for all things regarding your name. And further more, your desire to share that ray of sunshine with me. I just don't know how I feel about calling you Jemima. With added hope that you remember that you are of Swedish heritage, I give my love. Ps. If some nice men come by in white coats, just go with them.