Ernesto Fettucini
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | Lard Merchant |
| Location | R'lyeh, The Abyss, Laos |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Ernesto Fettucini: At large! Be on the lookout for a suspicious person who matches the police sketch photo. He is wanted for indirect murder because people have followed his "Cruel Wisdom" and choked to death on pennies. We will be giving numerous updates on his whereabouts. What? This just in, he was seen entering a Dunkin' Donuts with his hands full of pennies! I gotta go! |
| Interests | Chuck Norris jokes, F-Minus, watching people fall down |
| Favorite Movies | The Prestige, Brick, Dodgeball, Airplane, Jaws, LOTR |
| Favorite Music | The Shins, Modest Mouse, Linkin Park |
| Favorite Books | Animal Farm, Discworld |
You're wearing a sweater that stretches down to your feet. What color belt do you put on?
Red, because it matches my eyes . Then I go find Turk and pretend to be a giant doctor.