Kender
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Underwriter |
| Location | Glen Carbon, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | I'm a life long Cubs fan who likes to air my grievances with the team in a public forum |
| Interests | Live music, Beer |
| Favorite movies | Field of Dreams, This Old Cub, Beerfest, Super Troopers |
| Favorite music | The Urge, Pomeroy, Lojic, Metallica |
| Favorite books | Anything by Daniel Quinn or Kurt Vonnegut |