Fantastic Ms Fanny

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Gender Female
Occupation Performance Artist
Location Plymouth, Devon, United Kingdom
Introduction I like to write about strange things that happen to me on dates. I also take my clothes off in public, and watch excessive amounts of comedy videos on youtube.
Interests Burlesque, art, baking, yoga, watching trash television, watching the Discovery Channel, reading excessively (when stuck I read the nutritional information on cereal packets), playing Twister, dressing up, dressing down, pretending to be famous people, listening to comedy pop, Tom Hardy.
Favorite Movies Singing in the Rain, Some Like It Hot, The Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Batman Returns, Calamity Jane, The Little Mermaid, The 'X-Men' saga (yes, including Origins:Wolverine), Hairspray, Scream, Murder on the Orient Express, Wuthering Heights, Pride and Prejudice, Witness, 500 Days of Summer, Hackers, Dogma.
Favorite Music Ray Charles, Paloma Faith, The Offspring, The Supremes, Abba, Blondie, U2, Blink 182, Colin Hay, Mumford and Sons, Tim Minchin, Mika, The Beatles, The Kinks, Fleetwood Mac, Blur.
Favorite Books Agatha Christie, Terry Pratchett, Jane Austen, Jane Eyre, Harry Potter, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Rebecca, The Catcher in the Rye, The Lovely Bones.

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Carefully.