Booter Brooks
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Client Services |
| Location | Santa Barbara, California, United States |
| Introduction | I'm the world's worst pool player and when I bowl, I look like I should be wearing a helmet and knee pads, but this does not stop me from doing either of those things. With enthusiasm. |
| Interests | Mexican wrestling, county fairs, monster truck rallies, roller derby, bowling, dive bars, aging country singers, the home shopping network, female impersonators, diet coke, car singing, rain drops on roses, whiskers on kittens |
| Favorite movies | Full Metal Jacket, Leaving Las Vegas, Requiem for a Dream, Clueless, Beaches, Apocalypse Now, My Best Friend's Wedding, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Good Fellas, The Wizard of Oz. |
| Favorite music | Dolly Parton, Tanya Tucker, George Jones, Kenny Rogers, Tammy Wynette, Johnny Cash, Cher, Bette Midler, The Judds, Reba McIntire, Barbara Mandrell, Judy Garland Liza Minnelli, and any other elderly artist who will probably die soon. |
| Favorite books | Geek Love, Naked, The Old Boys, The Boardinghouse, The Barrytown Trilogy, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Up in the Old Hotel, Pride and Prejudice, Drinking: A Love Story, Fraud, A Picture of Dorian Gray, Boswell’s London Journal, Are you Somebody?, Valley of the Dolls, Codependent No More, Jenny and the Jaws of Life, Remembering Denny, and the occasional vintage etiquette book. |
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Bonnie, I LOVE it! It could not be anymore delightfully tacky! This will be added to my already extensive collection of rooster paraphernalia. What a wonderful surprise! I look forward to your obligatory $20 Christmas check. I will in turn send you an obligatory thank you note because my mom says your death is my only chance of inheriting jack shit so I better be nice. Love, Katie