Dr. Capt. Stownwhal Jaxson
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Military |
| Occupation | Revolutionary leader |
| Location | Helltown, New Jersey, United States |
| Introduction | You don't need to know much about me. Just that I am a 22-year old, white American male living in one of the worst states in the country (take a guess which). I've got a marvelous persona, I've got what it takes to be a legend or so I'm told. Because of my current disadvantaged status in Amerika I oftentimes get nihilistic and absolutely hate the world, society, and most likely you reading this, but only if you hated me first. I also often see the world in two shades, people on my team and people not on my team. How do you get on my team? Buy me a meal, drive me somewhere, entertain me for an hour, make me a mix tape,provide suppressive fire, read my writing, follow this blog, just do anything for me and congratulations, welcome to the team! I want to be your friend! Those of you not on my team, well you probably hate me anyway so what’s the difference? You're too cool. All stories on this blog are painfully true, they seem funny now, but going through them was the 5th layer of hell, so enjoy it because I bled for this material. It may kill me someday. Enjoy it! That's an order/suggestion! Oh and I love hearing your comments, especially negative ones. |
| Interests | DISLIKES: the rich, the privileged, the popular, people who suck, people who are generic, stupid motherfuckers, jocks, white hats, wiggers, American culture/society, the human race for the most part, life, planet earth, Hollywood/celebrity worship/obsession, sports, football, school on all levels, zero tolerance policies, authority, the way things are, bullshit, one word text messages, when people tell me to google it, name-dropping, bragging, infidelity (when its not in my favor), most movies, most television, most music past 1993, hip-hop music, name brand clothing, politics (both sides), opinions I don't agree with/that are wrong, and probably you, but maybe not. LIKES: rebels, people who are not afraid to stand up when its hard to/unpopular to do so, independent thinkers, people who are "different" in a good way, people sympathetic to my views, anybody who is willing to listen/follow me, firearms, anyone who follows or reads this blog regardless of anything else, the military, video games, computer games, writing, revolutions/rebellions, anyone who has ever been nice to me or has done something nice for me, "good" people, 1960s soul and motown music, black metal, sex, foreplay, friends with benefits, hookups, loving meaningful relationships as well, making new allies, freedom, justice, liberating the oppressed, the day of your downfall |
| Favorite Movies | Love and Death, Gummo, The Loss of Sexual Innocence, The Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction, Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies, Tae Guk Gi, Fight Club, Heat, The Departed, The Bridge, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Swingers, All Quiet on the Western Front, Reservoir Dogs, Memphis Belle, Inglorious Basterds |
| Favorite Music | In no particular order, Adam Green, 6 feet under, Dethklok, GG Allin, Necro, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Miracles, Burzum, Roy Orbison, Nirvana, Scars on Broadway, System of a Down |
| Favorite Books | The Art of War, The Short Timers, Generation Kill, The Lone Survivor, Bombers Over Japan, War is a Racket, Anthem, Johnny Got His Gun |
If you can correctly tell me what NBK and H&K stand for, then you're on my team instantly and we probably should collaborate.