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About me

Occupation Gentleman Blogger At Large
Location Australia
Introduction A raging Bruxist, I grew up on an ostrich farm until I was mistaken for a woman one time too many. Leaving my angsty post-teen life as one of three only children, I flew to Stockholm where I unexpectedly won the Man Booker Prize for lengthy blogging about being short. I'm perplexed to report that I like painting tiny Romans.

Which is easier to make a model airplane out of and why: a banana peel or a wet sock?

A wet sock. The trick is to stretch it over a model of an airplane.