Ben
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | I tutor some kids |
| Location | Jincheng, Jinmen, Taiwan |
| Introduction | I was born the love child of a Dutch countess and a british sailor vagabond. In order to protect my life from my mums oft drunk father my own pa left me to be raised by my ma’s Afrikaans relatives in South Africa. Here in the formative years of my life I was forced to cruelly work, tanning the hides of animals. Fortunately, in my spare time, I made friends with the local Zulu children, teaching me the value of multiculturalism and how to kill a lion with a spear. When I was 12 my adopted folks died in a freak elephant stamped. Decided after that to make a new life for myself in America I took the left over hides and fashioned a crude vessel made from bloated animal flesh to keep me afloat and dry hides as sails. In route I near starved before being picked up by pirates, who let me work as a deck hand. For the next few years I lived at sea with my captors at various ports of unspeakable debauchery; until I helped in rescuing our captains child from a cruel Mongol prince. Filled with gratitude the captain left me in America to live the life I had always wanted. Now I've returned to Quemoy, a land that had captured my heart during a drunken pirate raid. Here I live with my new bride |
| Interests | God through Jesus Christ, some books, scooter driving, chinese language and culture, fine alcohol, adventure, dinosaurs, my bride, and I'd like to think surfing in the near future. |
| Favorite movies | I thought Kung Fu Panda was good. |
| Favorite music | The good stuff man |
| Favorite books | I could live off the bible and a good book or two, but unfortunately I'm drowning in the abundance of reading material. Also I gots to read school stuff, lame. |