moey18

My blogs

Gender	Female
Location	Minneapolis, MN, United States
Introduction	Here's the quick rundown. Which I'll have to put to music and trashy Facebook party pictures in some sort of YouTube montage one day. My parents rock and they're still together. I was a bookworm. Hell, I started college by living with my grandparents in small town Missouri. BY CHOICE. Then I did the Good Girl Behaving Badly Thing and met a bastard called Patron. The rest is a blur of peeing in parking lots and vomiting colorful liquids. Alas, the Camel Light haze cleared and the tequila metabolized for long enough to grow up and accidentally fall in love with The One. The fall was quick and actually quite graceful for a social misfit like me. His name is Chris. He's even Parent Approved. We have a 14lb dog named Snoop that wreaks havoc on anything he can hump. We live blissfully in sin in our new (old) house in the suburbs. I can't talk about my profession because I'm certain the Feds have my (padded) bra tapped. I also recently learned about boundaries in an attempt to formulate some sort of "normal" personal life. I don't know what normal looks like, but I'm enjoying the shit out of every moment of abnormal. Happy Reading!