RideSpaceMountain

About me

Introduction Tulsi Tulsi, love your hair
Tulsi Tulsi, are you aware?
Of my affection and my caring
It’s why I’m asking and I’m daring
To say my wife and I are a cute couple
But we need you Tulsi for our throuple!
I don’t care you’re slightly leftist
If you don’t care I’m slightly sexist
My wife looks like you, it’s uncanny
But she doesn’t have your surfer’s fanny
Since I’ve a Tulsi of mine own
You’re asking "Why make love to your wife’s clone?"
I can’t lie to you, excuse the pun
It’s to have two Tulsis for the price of one
Tulsi Tulsi, I…I mean we need woo swiftly!
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