RideSpaceMountain
| Introduction | Hail Citizen! I am RideSpaceMountain Maker of memes Slayer of MILFs MRE spoon conquistador Enjoyer of playing cards with naked ladies on them All time Hungry Hungry Hippos Galactic Champion Terrible writer of extremely bad poetry And phenomenal spender of other people’s money From distant mountains, I have ridden through space Come to kill heretics laying waste to this place To drink many beers and embarrass your leftists Then chill on your beaches and be very sexist Your women I’ll enslave and give chase Don’t worry chum, no need to be glum! These things I won’t woo till I’m all out of gum Chewing bubblegum sucks anyway |
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