Sandi
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Location | Phoenix, Arizona, United States |
| Introduction | Yep, another Mommy blogger. But I am not your typical "mommy blogger." Yes, I love my kids but some of the funniest moments in my life come from the moments in which I'd like to kill my kids. No, don't call CPS; I don't mean "kill" in a literal sense. If you're going to read this blog you need to know that you should take NOTHING that I say literally. Sarcasm is my first language. Laugh, prepare to occasionally be offended and have fun, or don't read. Oh yeah, I digress a lot, too. So if that bugs you, you really won't want to follow me. I used to have a real life. I woke to an alarm and dressed - in real clothes - clothes that were dry cleaned, not the stuff made out of cotton and denim. I wore shoes with heels and lots of jewelry. Now, I'm a mom. I wear flip flops and t-shirts (usually with food smeared on them) and long for adult conversation. These are the tales that make me say, "I can't believe my life" every night as I go to bed. |
| Interests | What? Are we going to date? No, then this doesn't really matter, now, does it?! |
What's the most amount of sand you've ever had in your swimming trunks?
Being that I've never actually worn "trunks" I'd say none. If taking the question in a less literal sense I'd have to answer, "less than got stuck between my cheeks."