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| Introduction | *comments and questions for TROTTER and Fing can be left at Trotskie69@yahoo.co.uk This is a blog dedicated to the adventures of TROTTER and Fing, 2 pets from Oxford. TROTTER is a small shabby dog with brain damage. He is deaf in one ear and blind in one eye, he has epilepsy and pyrexia and OCD. He likes to bite you as you leave the house and bark at closed doors in the evenings. Fing is a beautiful cat, golden in colour but not slippery to the touch. Fing is possessed of an above average intelligence, a finely honed mean streak and pyschic capabilities. It may not be wrong, but it certainly isn't right. Other cast members: Four legged friends: Fat Boy Faggot Tutz Giggsey Girl the stupid slug face Truly Scumptious Lulu, the chubbiest dog in the west Lucas by day - Duncan by night Skipjack tuna, mayo on the side Travis Two Legged Fiends: Martha - My mother Varne - A chavtastic neighbour Mrs Warboise - Varne's mother Shane - a vision in hotpants |
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| Interests | Dogs, Cats, Hotpants, Fish, insanity, wigs, samba dancing, gangsta rap, carpenters, |
| Favorite movies | Cats and Dogs |
Your pajamas have duckies on them. Why did you switch from choo-choos?
Who wants to be a trainspotter?