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About me

Gender	Female
Industry	Student
Location	Slippery Rock, PA, United States
Introduction	My favorite color is chrome and while I'm from a small town, I really hate that country song. I don't like chrome because of anything to do with cars- I like the color chrome because it reflects all other colors and I'm deep and complicated like that. I escaped from a small town to come to another small town where there was at least more to do than cowtip for fun. I am not kidding- someone from my graduating class actually drove a tractor to graduation. That was when I knew I had to get out of there so I didn't end up like my parents and grandparents and every prior generation of my family that ended up sticking around in that small town where nothing ever changes. I love those little sponges that you can buy that you put into water and they grow into the big animal shapes. They are so cool. I think it would be worth it to have an aquatic room in your home just to have a bunch of those just floating about... The idea is still in the R&D but I'll be sure to let y'all know how that goes.
Interests	My interests include shiny objects and distractions in general as well as products marketed on infomercials. I adore infomercials. If I had a choice, I would do anything to rearrange my schedule to be up when the late night infomercials come on. There is no way that you could not want to watch Chuck Norris doing a Total Gym infomercial. I'm also pretty interested in coming up with really great random gross-out stories to tell people when they are taking themselves too seriously. Life's a game, there are no real rules, just play with all your heart... or maybe with all your spleen.
Favorite Music	Elevator musack all the way!

Oscillate my metallic sonatas with your plan for the Panama canal:

I will fill the Panama Canal with chocolate pudding and then I will invite all the world leaders to come enjoy the pudding and world peace will ensue.