Forlorn Frog
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Pond Life |
| Location | Belfast, Co. Armagh, Ireland |
| Introduction | I am a funky frog with a distaste for all things PC. While I'm known to the Zoological class as an Amphibia, a cold-blooded (or poikilothermic) vertebrate animal, my friends know me best as an amiable shit-stirrer with a penchant for ice cream & good sex. Frogs have variable kinds of eye types; so I can see through bullshit & am a ruthlessly good judge of character. I am also quite shy & sometimes admit to being cute, especially when I'm sitting on a lilypad contemplating modern Ireland & the diverse pond I grew up in. Frogs in the environment are a true sign of a well balanced ecosystem but that's not to say I'm a fan of the Green Party. When I grow up fully, I'd like to be the best frog I can & make sure all frogs on the island of Ireland have enough rain to salve their green souls & yummie bugs to make them strong. |
| Interests | Reading, writing, yawning, sex (not mutually exclusive), good coffee, loyal friends, laughter. |
| Favorite movies | The Wicker Man is a great favourite; a study of mass delusion infecting an island (Ireland in the 1950s/60s was just as fucked, although I don't think the church burnt people...they did buggar children and ask grown women to shove Thermometers up their birth canals as a form of contraception, so they could've burnt communists and homeosexuals in far flung parsnip fields in the Midlands). I love that song 'How Do' from the Wicker Man soundtrack. Both The Doves and The Sneaker Pimps have versions. There's a peculiar back story to that film as well: The soundtrack was believed lost for many years with the master tapes buried in landfill under the M3 motorway. Bitter Moon is another good film about the state of modern marriage. I'm not a big believer in monogamy... it causes too much tension and not enough release! I also love the John Mills 1960s Black & White films about emerging social discord in modern Britain. I like all kinds of movies, but abhor Hollywood shite and comedies. World Trade Centre was the worst film I've seen in years.... a mirage of Jesus appearing with a 2-litre of spring water for trapped firemen made me wet my cacks in a downtown Belfast cinema. |
| Favorite music | All kinds... except rap 'bang my bitch' type inane crap from hoods who claim to be deprived. Yawn fucking yawn. |
| Favorite books | I'm a lazy reader but am trying harder, shameful, but Jesus made me very flawed. I like reading non-fiction mostly but want to write fiction. My internal wires are all crossed. Zing zing. I should say Martin Amis, Saul Bellow, Phillip Roth, Richard Ford, Manuel Puig, Ariel Dorfman... but instead I want to say have you read Russell Brand's column in Spectator magazine, it's fucking hilarious. He writes like he speaks, total nonsense but undoes his mind, which is always good. |