Pisser
My blogs
| Industry | Communications or Media |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Preoccupation. |
| Location | Los Derangeles, CA, Afghanistan |
| Introduction | I aspire to someday work alone in a dark room with no loud, sudden noises. Then I will retire to the woods and only come out once a month to go to Whole Foods and bite people. |
| Interests | StoOpidity, commercials, ranting, pants, lack of pants, badvertising, coffee, cheese, cheese food product, cat hair, cat pee, cat vomit, cranky people, your mother. |
| Favorite movies | THE WONDERFUL SEX LIFE OF THE DATE PALM TREE, Silence of the Lambs, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Borat, Spaceballs, Angel Heart, Clerks, Little Miss Sunshine, and Running With Scissors except for the part about the cat. And I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. |
| Favorite music | The sound of no bitches backstabbing people over lunch in the break room. |
| Favorite books | Watership Down, Alexander's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, I'M WITH THE BAND by Pamela Des Barres, anything by George Saunders, instruction manuals from IKEA ("you should be two people"). |
Chicken monkey shoes?
There are only three problems with that question: 1) chicken, 2) monkey, and 3) shoes. I hate feet and chicken feet are the worst feet in the animal kingdom.