Gender	Male
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Newspaper Editor
Location	Marion, Ohio, United States
Introduction	Father, journalist, cancer magnet.
Interests	grilling, chilling, back-deck-living, reading, writing, rithmaticking, global-whatsits, returning to normalcy
Favorite movies	Blazing Saddles, Diner, Ernest Saves Christmas
Favorite music	Elvis Costello, Gear Daddies, Tragically Hip, Like Youngs
Favorite books	The Moon is a Harsh Mistress

How is an ankle unlike a consequence?

your parents make your ankle, you make your own consequences.