LuLu
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Publishing |
| Occupation | Guard Dog, in the esoteric sense |
| Introduction | I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~ |
| Interests | BITE MY DEWCLAW! I like Rockie the lusty Labrador, Charlie the virile Golden, politics, history, squirreling, literature, chew toys, irony, chasing wild hares, Spencer when he's not too tired, Spencer when he is too tired, my NEEDS, my BAGGAGE, my Special Blanket, my Dog Whisperer, banning bicycles and umbrellas and plastic bags that blow in the wind! |
| Favorite movies | Call of the Wild, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Underdog, Lassie Gets Outed. |
| Favorite music | Stompin'Dal&The Saxless Mations' MOON CRY, The Ballad of Balto the Wonder Dog, |
| Favorite books | Anything by Anne Oscard, my guardian. Ask for them in bookstores everywhere! Dog knows she's no Leo Tolstoy, but she does have to pay for two high maintenance bitches. |
You've rented a sky-writer to propose to your significant other, but it's completely overcast. What will you do?
PEE! It's a dog's way of coping with stress.