Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Occupation	Interface Designer
Location	Elkridge, Maryland, United States
Introduction	I am a 33 year old living with my husband in MD. We are transplants from the West Coast who've sort of gotten used to the East Coast in the last 4 years. We have a 3 year old Schnoodle who still thinks he's a puppy.
Interests	Dancing, Reading, Family, Buying a new house
Favorite movies	The Story of Us, You've Got Mail
Favorite music	Country, pop, rock, oldies, hip hop; pretty much anything with a nice beat
Favorite books	Listing authors is easier: Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Lee Child, Michael Connelly, J.D. Robb, James Patterson, John Sanford, Jonathan Kellerman, Faye Kellerman, Patricia Cornwell, Lisa Jackson, Kay Hooper, Iris Johansen

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

Why would you laugh at that?