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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Government |
| Occupation | Giggolo |
| Location | Davenport, Iowa |
| Introduction | John Dengler is an amazing man that many often are first drawn to because of his quick witted and admirable charm. But after their first impression they quickly learn he is more of a dreamboat than just a clown. John lives at home with his smoking hot fiance Dana, his 4 wonderful children and his crack-head dog, Trout. In his free time, John likes to jump high like a ninja, pee outside on stuff, ride his unicycle, have sex during his sleep, and say Woot! all the time. John is the shiz. |
| Favorite music | Drum Circles all night long! |
| Favorite books | Dr. Seuss, Shel Silverstein...especially The Giving Tree, Where the Wild Things Are. |
When your science teacher smashed a frozen rose with a hammer, did you warm the petals to bring them back to life?
I hit my teacher with the hammer, cruel ass...hurting pretty little flowers.