Judge Sammy
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | None of a$$ licking business |
| Location | I'm In F$%CKING HELL!, Florida |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | I came out of my mother's vagina. Here I am. |
| Interests | Long walks on beaches. Candle lit dinners. Romance novels. Fucking. |
| Favorite Movies | Evil Dead 2. |
| Favorite Music | FUCKING LOUD. Followed by Mozart. |
| Favorite Books | Inferno |
Compose the lyrics to a new national anthem that features an animal sound at least once:
Are you fucking kidding me with this question?