Kurt
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Yam Interrogation and Beet Rehabilitation |
| Location | New York |
| Introduction | I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, microwaved on "barely literate" for 15 seconds and served ala mode. |
| Interests | Unlocking the secrets to time travel using only my keen intellect and the help of my plucky young assistant "Penny". Also, mooning co-eds. |
| Favorite movies | Things involving Zombies, or real humor, or Keanu Reeves. |
| Favorite books | Think of the coolest smartest most intellectually-stimulating book you've ever read and then put it on this list. Who's impressive? I am. |
How is an ankle unlike a consequence?
Snapping a consequence won't make me scream like a girl.