JonnyLoquasto
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Comedian |
| Location | Los Angeles, CA, United States |
| Introduction | Jonny Loquasto began life in a lovely town called Northampton, Pennsylvania. He ate chicken fingers, french fries & tartar sauce nonstop as a young kid & took the crown as Prince Chubby aka the Funny Fat Kid. Don't ever tell him that Long John Silvers isn't a 5 star restaurant. Eventually becoming obsessed with sports, JL convinced himself that he was the next Charles Barkley. After promptly getting cut from his highschool basketball team every single year, Jonny went onto the University of Sciences in Philadelphia and somehow played Division II College Basketball. By "played" that basically means he sat on the end of the bench, talked trash, and would occasionally play once the team was winning or losing by 25 points. J-Loq achieved a Masters Degree in Physical Therapy and moved out to Orange County, CA because he had never seen actual breast implants in person. 6 months into his OC arrival, he decided to make a career entertaining others. So far, so fun. Check out www.JLoComedy.com for more stupidity! |
| Interests | Mullet and mustache watching, trying to drown myself at the beach, Spoken word in the comedic form. Love me some sports. Played College Basketball (by that I mean I sat on the end of my school's bench and played when the score difference was 15 points or more) |
| Favorite Movies | Dolemite!!, The Big Lebowski, UHF, Tommy Boy, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka, The entire Rocky collection |
| Favorite Music | Rehab, Old school rap, Faith No More, Soundgarden, STP, Beach Boys, anything that makes me feel Gangsta...oh, and I grew up listening to Weird Al Yankovic & The Monkees. That should explain alot. |
| Favorite Books | Cereal Boxes |