MaddyGrace
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Student/Undercover ticket inspector. |
| Location | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
| Introduction | So I guess... welcome. Anyway, my name is Madeleine. I'm way taller than what's socially acceptable for a female. I've watched basically everything on YouTube. I used to have a job but it became too difficult to juggle work and watching clips on the Internet. I'm also convinced I was a serial killer in a former life. I don't like to admit this... but my natural instincts terrify me greatly. A lot of my spare time is spoken for, what with reading every case story available on www.crimelibrary.com as well as watching clips of Nastia Liukin doing gymnastics on the Internet... so if you were hoping to be friends or something. I'm not sure I could commit, you know, to anything serious. I could probably do coffee or like... include you in my top 8 on myspace or something. Let me know, my number is: 555 0168. |
| Interests | Daisies. Reverse parking. Undercover Ticket Inspectors (what a thrill ride). Shining my watch into peoples eyes when it's sunny... especially if they're strangers... most especially if they're driving. Chasing children away from their parents. Clag. Smooth criminals. Weekends at work. Suede shoes. Wish bones. Dimples. And chalk drawings on the foot path. I like to fight crime. I'm a fan of goats cheese, tomato sauce and mayonaise. I love running down my street yelling "QUICK EVERYONE HIDE... THE COPS ARE COMING..." and then making the sound of a siren. I try to help others where I can... primarily putting things in their shopping trolleys at the supermarket... WHAT?! some people just refuse to live a little... so I often put confectionary in their carts. I make helpful suggestions at Casino's. I also carry a stop sign which I use to redirect traffic on busy highways at peak hour. I love to whisper in my mum's ear while she tries to sleep... and sometimes I throw stones at her window because that's what she said to do if there is ever a fire. Basically I'm a riot. I think bike riding is also a thrill ride - therefore I do not do it. I'm pretty straight laced. I sometimes take drugs. |
| Favorite Movies | Bring It On Again. |
| Favorite Music | Bardot (Sophie Monk anyone? ... because their success lasted so long). |
| Favorite Books | 1984. Animal Farm. Two Weeks With the Queen. Romeo and Juliet. Of Mice and Men. To Kill a Mocking Bird. Many, many more. |
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