Rob
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | IT Consultant and Boozehound |
| Location | Streatham, London, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | Me? Oh... well, I'm an inane (and possibly insane), tall, synth-mad mox from Highgate in London. Variously described as spikey, arrogant, neurotic and daft, I'm vaguely prone to extended moments of dark camp, and fractured humour - which is just as well. I think my life only hangs together as a result of this. Currently I'm an IT Consultant for a software house specialising in the investment industry. But at heart I'm a wannabe writer. Of course, technically I am a writer - look I'm writing this! - but I'd like to be paid for inflicting my thoughts on other people if you don't mind. |
| Interests | Wine, Whisky, Words, Bumsex, Food, Fitness, Television, Doctor Who, The Avengers |
| Favorite movies | Clue, Top Secret!, One of Our Dinosaurs is Missing, Sleepy Hollow |
| Favorite music | Electro, Cheese, Dance, Industrial, Smetna |
| Favorite books | Oxford English Dictionary, Stupid White Men, Rawhide Kid, Enduring Love |
When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?
No, it looked like a puddle of milk, so I started to purr and lap at it.