Jesse V
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Biology Teacher |
| Location | Point Edward, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | I'm a nerd. I'm undefeated at Super Mario Kart. I drink only water. I can imitate a cricket flawlessly. I've caught at least 150 pokemon. I have pro juggling skills. I can crack each knuckle individually. I've seen Star Wars at least 50 times. I once fought a chick on the bus. I catch snakes for fun. I can whistle the entire Dark Side of the Moon album while watching the Wizard of Oz. I make a mean sushi roll. I urinated off the Great Wall of China. I can play every Offspring song on bass (they're all the same). I slept under a bridge with a bunch of homeless dudes. I've been shaving since I was 12. I once punched a rhino in the face. I can eat a party-sized plate of nachos. I smashed a glass with my fist for a dollar. I won a poetry contest with a story about an evil squirrel. I cut a rap album in high school. I can make a katana out of a piece of driftwood. I can sleep standing up. I can go for months without doing laundry. I sorta kinda understand quantum mechanics. I performed an autopsy on a cheetah. I built a working computer out of Lego. I can carve elaborate medieval dragons on pumpkins. I received a legal document from Yahoo telling me to stop hacking them. |