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GenderMale
IndustryPublishing
OccupationWriter
LocationMidwest, United States
IntroductionIn my dream I'm giving Kate Gosselin a horsieback ride through a DISTRICT 9-like slum. Every time she says something stupid, I "accidentally" fall, allowing her to take the brunt of the impact on the broken glass. In the dream I weigh a metric ton. We fall a LOT.
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